NEW ORLEANS — So bad they’re GOOD!
In honor of Father’s Day people are telling bad dad jokes on Twitter.
Like… What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y. You’re welcome.
Here are some of our favorite posts from the hashtag #FunnyThingsDadsSay…
https://twitter.com/chrismakespuns/status/1006974669344395265?s=21
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me! #FunnyThingsDadsSay
— Elizabeth (@chaos1674) June 13, 2018
Bring me the duct tape. #FunnyThingsDadsSay
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) June 13, 2018
Don’t worry! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!
* passing a pasture *
"OMG! That cow is amazing!!!!"
"Why is that, Dad?"
"She's outstanding in her field."
#FunnyThingsDadsSay— Guy McPerson (@GuyMcPerson309) June 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/kap_kristopher/status/1006979884000993285?s=21
I’ll leave you with this… A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The Judge says, “First time offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”